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Wednesday 14 November 2018

How to turn your teacher into a frog

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Today I will be sharing this peace of writing with you. Hopefully you enjoy.If you have any feedback please comment below.

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How to turn your dreaded teacher into a frog
Do you hate your teacher? Do you want get rid of your teacher? Well you're in luck I have got the
solution for you.Turn your teacher into a toad and keep her as a pet.


You will need
  • 5 toads.
  • Poo mixed with snots and guts.
  • 1 eyeball.
  • 1 monkey.
  • 2 donkey’s.
  • Baby oil with fox urine.
  • Grinder.
  • Cauldron.
  • Blood.
  • Human arm.
  • Glasses.
  • Cell phone.
Method

  1. Heat up the cauldron.
  2. Put the blood in the cauldron.
  3. Wait till its bubbling.
  4. Pour the poo mixed with snots and guts.
  5. 1 minute later put the baby oil mxed with fox urine in.
  6. Stirr with the human arm.
  7. throw two donkeys and monkey in.
  8. Bounce in the eyeball.
  9. 3 pointer the frogs into the cauldron and the teacher.
  10. 10.Wait three hours.
  11. 11.Put on the glasses and take selfies the whole time.

  12. Now you have finished the thing you wanted to do most  on your bucket list your teacher is you pet frog.

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